Especially a pregnant woman.
He started off with, "So... I didn't sleep very well last night..."
"Why?", I queried.
"Because you were... snoring...", he told me laughingly.
Of course I was appalled! I immediately denied such allegations. Never in my LIFE have I snored! EVER!

I was so embarrassed!
I sounded like a man! A MAN!
A SNORING MAN!
Yes, I have been congested lately. And yes, I have read that this happens to some women in their third trimester. But it happened to me! ME!
It's awful. Just awful.
Excuse me while I go buy some breathe right strips....

~Emily
Oh, sweetie. Don't worry about it! I started snoring like a grown man about 2 weeks ago. I consider it payback for the 5 years I've been sleeping with ear plugs in. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou LITERALLY just had me laughing out loud! Love it!
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